It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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