Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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