I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
