when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You're completely useless in the revolution.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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