when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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