rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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