I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
