Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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