i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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