He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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