did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Michael Bay diarrhea
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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