I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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