THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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