Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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