So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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