Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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