dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Randomize
