Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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