Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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