kristin has been a bad kristin
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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