I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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