u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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