Plan B is the new Plan A
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize