physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just pee around me
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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