If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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