His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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