one two three fourrrrnication!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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