I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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