what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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