I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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