No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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