ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
now i know why i became what i already was.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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