Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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