just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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