What a fucking waste of an outfit
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
do herpes really smell.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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