Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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