this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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