when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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