Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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