Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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