he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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