Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
