You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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