Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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