I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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