I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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