I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize
