no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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