I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just want to make out with him forever
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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