Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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