is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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