it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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