Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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